jokes about driving in the fog

|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts o...

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shout...

Two chaps were high and driving the car.

"Seems we are reaching the city."

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a co...

A black a puertorican and a hispanic are all in a car. Whos's driving?

The cops....

Q: When driving through fog what should you use?



A: Your car!...

On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards. - Hi guys. Why are...

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and s...

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eve...

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!

Doctor: Don't worry about it. ...

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventuall...

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As the...

Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!...

You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can s...

|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He ...

DEADHEADS

A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in t...

Two nuns were driving their car through Transylvania when suddenly Count
Dracula lands on...

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a ...

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shout...

|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...

I was driving through downtown San Antonio with my boss when we passed a
sign reading "Mus...

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do ...

A highway patrolman stopped a blonde who had been driving at a high rate of speed. He told her t...

Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?

A: When you'r...

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect weddi...

A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for
driving alone in the carpool...

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,they had a perfect we...

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.

He started chasing after the speed...

McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch ...

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a s...

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a ...

Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're eating pussy yo...

|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...

After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever t...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?


Fasten your shee...

|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doin...

(Visual Joke)

Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first ti...

A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a por...

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doin...

A man is on his way home from work during rush hour. Suddenly, his phone rings. It's his wife.

Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read ...

Q: What goes VAROOM Screech! VAROOM Screech! VAROOM Screech!?

A: A blond driving throu...

Two fraternity brothers headed towards Philadelphia. They were zipping along the highway at some...

The 2000 Darwin awards!

(11 August 1999) A 42-year-old man killed himself watching the ec...

There was a blonde driving down the road one day on her way to visit some family. She was drivi...

Heard on WCBS radio, New York: A blind man was arrested for "driving
without a license" a...

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Departmen...