joke on bath

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need anothe...

there was a man in the bath and is son came in the bathroom and said dad let me sleep in the bat...

What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath....

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he as...

A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath."Mama," he asked, "...

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap...

When the police came up tp this man and sayed"u cant go fishing her" the man sayed" im not im gi...

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the ...

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !...

How does a man take a bubble bath?



He eats beans for dinner....

You consider your annual bath one too many.

You wore a baseball cap to the opera.

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Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders be...

What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is ...

How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner....

Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks....

Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway....

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally....

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !...

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !...

Why do men take showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting....

A great Soviet general was once asked by his adjutant, "Comrade General,
what is the mean...

Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the ...

Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one ...

Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway....

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed....

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?...

A man goes to the doctor and he finds out that he is very ill and only has a few weeks to live. ...

My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear....

Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)....

Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. ...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.The man got out...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The wate...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come
across a lake. T...

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rust...

Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a pl...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.



Just as he became comfortable, the...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.



Just as he became comfortable, the do...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.

Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell ra...

When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usu...

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a b...

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !...

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about ...

What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub....

For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. He chose to ...

Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you...

The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright i...

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroo...

A man goes into his doctor's office for an annual physical. After awhile, the doctor comes out a...