joke emergency kit

There's these two guys out hunting in the woods and all of a sudden one of them just keels over ...

Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled...

Q: How many emergency room technicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, but the...

|According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in...

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeare...

There was a very old woman who'd had enough of life.

One day she asked her doctor h...

In a military training camp some recruits get educated in parachuting. After some weeks of train...

In a military training camp some recruits get educated in parachuting. After some weeks of train...

In a military training camp some recruits get educated in parachuting. After
some weeks o...

A huge man married a petite and innocent girl who was a virgin.

He was sexually exp...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld's tallest building, when all of a sudden...

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response time...

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response ...

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response ...

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. To...

Bill Gates, Andy Grove, & Jerry sanders (CEOs of Microsoft, Intel & AMD) were in a high-powered ...

A guy shows up at the emergency room with a golf club wrapped around his head.

The doctor...

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather ...

Q: Which positions does a violist use?
A: First, third, and emergency....

They can't remember the number....

* Emergency Rooms will tell you one of the most common injury suffered in falling out of bed for...

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather rep...

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "...

She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons....

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot of...

Because 24 hours isn?t enough, the Emergency Nurses Association is proud to announce that we hav...

Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes the entire ...

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can't remember the number....

Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look si...

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!...

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telepho...

Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency....

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen...

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen...

Two gays are having sex, when suddenly a guy on the TV says that there is an emergency, and ...

Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Nega...

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A: He was choking o...

Here's one from the Emergency nurses association:

Be an organ donor ... Unbuckle!...

Here's one from the Emergency nurses association:

Be an organ donor . . . Unbuckle!...

Here's one from the Emergency nurses association:

Be an organ donor ... Unbuckle...

You think "Meals on Wheels" is another name for roadkill.

You shot your own 12 point coat...

When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle.

Regaining consciousn...

When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle.

Regaining consciousness...

How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Roo...

|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the ...

Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down t...

A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minut...