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|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and ...

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it ...

2 blondes were driving to Disney World when they see a sign on the highway that said:
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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.



When they were gett...

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign tha...

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it not...

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land l...

10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.9. You ha...

NOTE FROM CHRIS: Over 3 million households around the country had to do without watching ABC TV ...

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waitin...

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, ...

It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court.. The judge was about to...

10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne...

|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne...

10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

9. Screwed up computers repor...

10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

9. Screwed up computers repor...

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney...

Did you hear that Disney is going to make a movie about Dee Dee Corodini? Yup, it will be c...

a blonde was riding in her car 1 day 2 go 2 disneyland....


she saw a sign that ...

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it...

What happens when people of different occupations get old.

- Old typists never die, they ...

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it...

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells....

Snow White saw Pinocchio through the woods, so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his ba...

A man staggers into the Doctor's surgery and gasps: "Doctor, help me! Everywhere I look I see ta...

Why not modern Latin: VENI, VEDI, VISA - I came, I saw, I shopped.

If it's true that we a...

|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of timeOLD WATCH...

You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The bag...

You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

Patient: "Doctor, you've got to help me, some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck, othe...

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If it's tourist sea...

Seen on a computer list...

Ladies and Gentlemen, call your agents...

S...

Ellen Degeneres virus:
Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Monica Lewinsk...

51. Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.

52. Any game can be mad...

A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it. ...

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A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, "grandpa, talk like a frog."



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There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...

Does sweet tea come in sweet, sweeter and sweetest?

Thank goodness the Fourth of ...

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. Mickey went out and got a really tough divorce la...

A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his...

Anaheim Mighty Duck super star, Teemu Selanne, had never had his father see him play professiona...

Fuck is such a versatile word...



Greetings: How the fuck are you!
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If you liked the Hunchback, you'll love these Disney versions . . .

The Inferno by ...

Be on the lookout for the following viruses

CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 inch Har...

1. Quarters are gold. 2. Two meals per day is the standard. 3. Road trip whenever possible. 4. G...

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A whale's...

Questions that have Confused humankind!!a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I t...

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You don't recall that line from It's A Wonderful Life saying, "Every time a cash register rings, a c...