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An Unlikely Conversation

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !...

The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over a...

The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and ov...

From The Simpsons in April of 1993:
[Bart] Didn't you think there was something wrong when yo...

On the television show "The Simpsons" Bart can occasionally be seen writing on the blackboard as...

Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will not aim for t...

Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Archive



I will not carve gods.

I...

A Los Angeles policeman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at it, h...

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...

I will not waste chalk... I will not skateboard in the halls... I will not burp in class... I will n...

I will not waste chalk... I will not skateboard in the halls... I will not burp in class... I w...

I will not waste chalk
I will not skateboard in the halls
I will not burp in class

If you are a cartoon character, have friends or relatives who are cartoon characters, or are a c...

Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth...

Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their m...

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE



"One of the peop...

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE



"One of the peop...

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE

"One of the people has fr...

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Here's the next installment of politically correct TV shows coming up in the fall TV season, com...

CONCERNING THE ORIGINS OF LOVE
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Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? "Eighty-four, Beca...

Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):



WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GE...

Questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids
ages 5 to 10. Their answers belo...

Questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are ...

Cover your stump before you hump
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
Don't be s...

Nitroglycerin suppository
My First (and Last) Dr. Kivorkian approved suicide/euthanasia ki...

Amsterdam (AP/UPI) -- While the Lewinsky scandal continues to rage on the front of American news...

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her

good side....

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on hergood side. Yo mama's so fat...