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I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun...

I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. It's hard to be downhear...

What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !...

|What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!...

|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!...

MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team....

What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !...

|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!...

|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!...

|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!...

|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you ...

|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...

|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!...

How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !...

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !...

How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!...

|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...

|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...

Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !...

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !...

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !...

How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !...

- How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None. People that ...

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that ca...

What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !...

First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were l...

|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!...

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light....

A wheelchair with pedals...
Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses...
A submarine with a screen...

|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!...

Q: How many Timothy McVeigh's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but first you...

NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashligh...

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Su...

Three years ago, after my divorce, I found myself
in the position of having to buy condoms, ...

Three years ago, after my divorce, I found myself in the position of having to buy condoms, some...

• The water-proof towel
  
• Glow in the dark sunglasses
  
• Solar power...

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
...

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight...

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlig...

Mirror, mirror
on the wall

Do you have to tell it all?

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They g...

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the dark sunglasses In...

More shots fired at Santa's house
To remove the Elf with vibrating electric football set i...

Inventions by Blondes...1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flash...

Inventions by Blondes...



1. The water-proof towel

2. Glow i...

Cesium's Strange
(Tune, People are strange - The Doors)

Cesium's strange,
when you'...

From the SF Chronicle "Personals" Column, Friday, February 9th:

Advertising Age's ...

Cesium Glows
(Tune, Love's a Rose - Neil Young)

Cesium glows, but you better not lick ...

Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Only one, but the bu...