Phobias
General / Unsorted jokes
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(Advice: You have to pronouce these in order to get the joke.)
Amathophobia: The fe...
fear jokes
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Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to roof of mouth....
Q: What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?
A: Santaclaustrophobia!...|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in Englan...
To all my friends, thanks to you all for sending me chain letters in 2003. This is what happene...
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.
It seems tha...The End is Near
Aviation jokes
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A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two...
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two...Act Religious
Miscellaneous
9 hitsA plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of ...
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two...
AFROPHOBIA
Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles (or the Jackson Five).
PSE...Nixon vs. Clinton
Political jokes
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Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed
Nixon: Biggest fear: Cold war
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6. Go into the other gender's bathroom without fear of being caught....
A nervous passenger keeps pestering the stewardess."How often do aircraft of this type crash?" H...Clinton vs Nixon
Political jokes
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Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War
Clinton: His bigg...
There once was a flight heading from London to New York. Halfway during the flight, the captain ...
There are only two forces that unite men, fear and self-interest...Napoleon...
A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality...."Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton":Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water Bed...
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Water Bed
Nixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War...
"Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton":
Nixon...
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Similarities between Nixon and Clinton
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Nixon:Watergate
Clinton:Waterbed
Nixon:His biggest fear...
Research shows that the greatest fear held by 93.75% of all men is not death, but castration; Re...Newest horror movie
Lawyer Jokes
8 hits|Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...
Lawyer jokes
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2 hitsHave you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who i...
Christmas jokes
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5 hitsWhat do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sa...
When operating a firearm, safety is paramount. Here are some tips to reduce the risk of mishaps:...
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these thin...
Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals ...I wouldn't
Car Bumpers jokes
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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness p...A cat's dictionary
Animal Jokes
29 hits|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...
A cat's dictionary
Animal jokes
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Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purrverse: Poem about a str...A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem...
Poetic justice
Sex
4 hitsA man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucki...
Magic
General / Unsorted jokes
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Tom and Jack are on an expedition to the center of Africa, when they are suddenly surrounded by ...Magic
General / Unsorted jokes
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Tom and Jack are on an expedition to the center of Africa, when they are suddenly surrounded by ...A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem...
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a pro...
(Our pastor told us this one. I don't know where it came from.)
A yo...My very first time!
Miscellaneous
11 hitsThe night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her hair was soft her eyes were ...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in t...
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...
10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.
9. It would be asha...
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them ...
The night was young, the moon was high,
We were alone just she and I.
The sky was dark, the moon was high;
All alone, just her and I.
Her hair ...A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm. He asked for and wa...