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How do men define a "50/50" relationship?



Women cook, men eat; women cl...

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam...

There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.

This is because...

What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...

Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes ...

"Rabbi," the man said, "Please explain the Talmud to me."





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A college professor always starts his class with a dirty joke. After one particularly vulgar sto...

Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet....

Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones....

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to sc...

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time....

Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in....

There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.This is because if a women w...

Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and tha...

Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them....

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place....

Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her brief...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty t...

Two women were digging in the garden. One pulls out a two foot carrot. She says, "This one remin...

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h...

Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...

|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...

I don't have a dirty mind. (I wash it every day...)...

Why do jews stink?

because they are dirty bastards!





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If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a ...

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't:

10. I need to wh...

HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in t...

A bum got on a subway car. He smelled of cheap women and cheap wine. He was
dirty and ha...

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about o...

A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute... The feminist was arguing over the different pay s...

Dirty Ernie was sitting in his second grade class when he looked out the window and saw two dogs...

A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute... The feminist was arguing over the different p...

The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston M...

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring...

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5...

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?
A dirty dou...

Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?



Be...

Sex is only dirty when it's done right....

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hi...

The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewist...

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. On...

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.



God comes and says, "I want...

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines...

Why is Tigger always so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh!...

A man is troubled by his lust for women (yeah, right). He prays to God and says, "God, why did y...

What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffering ...

Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. W...

Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't?

A: A bellybut...

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment....

What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffer...