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|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of ...

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mo...

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". The...

Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know ...

Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know John...

Rachel and Esther meet for the first time in fifty years since university.

Two african american kids (a boy and a girl) go out trick or treating and
stop at a lad...

Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects of "looming" retirement. While one guy had lots of h...

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...

Be nice to your kids... they will pick out your nursing home someday!...

Be nice to your kids... they will pick out your nursing home someday!...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

-- Homer...

Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're drivi...

Your family automatically heads for the table every time
they hear a fire ...

My fiancee and I made this up today:

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell...

There were three kids that needed a place to stay for the night. They saw a house and knocked......

|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and n...

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some ...

Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're d...

Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're d...

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it...

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. H...

Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger are in an airplane. There are lots of kids on the plan...

Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?

One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poor...

There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak i...

Your kids LIKE the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds.

You think the tobacco companies ha...

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some ...

Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. ...

Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
...

Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?Mom: When they have ki...

One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer b...

Why dont little black kids play in the sand box?

Because there afraid a cat will ...

12. Greenpeace won't let you move the car for fear of displacing some dung beetles that have tak...

12. Greenpeace won't let you move the car for fear of displacing some dung beetles that have tak...

The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some l...

Your kids can't go out for Hollween because there's nobody within walking distance to get candy ...

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipot...

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local...

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory per...

The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some l...

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omn...

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH B...

It's customarily said that Christmas is done 'for the kids'. Considering how awful Christmas is ...

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory...

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory...