broken leg joke

A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's...

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly....

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burgl...

A broken heart is better than a shattered pelvis....

A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would...

Even a broken clock is right twice a day....

Professor Sokolsky was lecturing his Atomic physics class.He asked, "If molecules can be split i...

|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr...

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: Wh...

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The following exchange tak...

A guy and his wife were speeding down the interstate when a state cop pulls him over. The man sa...

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says,...

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....The...

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on t...

A guy takes his broken pecker to a doctor for treatment. The doctor tells him there's nothing he...

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place......

A driver is stopped by a police officer.

The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?...

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on ...

Morning has broken.

Call the repairman....

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?" Officer:...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...

A blonde woman is driving a Porsche. She sees
another blonde woman with a Porsche that ha...

A blonde woman is driving a Porsche. She sees
another blonde woman with a Porsche that ha...

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on t...

A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road....

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop....

"HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged
farmhand as he set the man's broken...

A woman announces to herfriend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"Ho...

Two whores were talking shop...



"Why is it," asked Sharon, "that I get ...

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop."Ma'...

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop....

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop....

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in ...

On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me,

The Santa topper from the Christmas...

An Israeli woman's fight with a stubborn cockroach put her husband in the hospital with burns, a...

Horn broken, watch for finger....

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless....

An Amish boy was driving his horse-drawn buggy to town when he was stopped by a highway patrol o...

|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experien...

A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately exper...

Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?
A: They are always longing for another s...

Looking for a cool one after a long, dusty ride, the drifter strode into a saloon. He sidled up ...

how do u no if an asain family have broken into your house ?





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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist....

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!...

Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances....

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks ar...

Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat. Well, what shape s...

How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape....