There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just ke...
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A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter.
"Welcom...
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm b...Different Answer
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"Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of a man on the street corner.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street w...Forest Gump
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A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter."Welcome!&...
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it...
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side....
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do y...
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree....
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down....
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster ...
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor....
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She's got a hand grenade in her ...
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager....
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered....
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer....
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She ...
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone....
Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put ...
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries....
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"...Blonde Sex
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Question: Why did the blonde have a briuse on her belly button?
Answer: She had a...
Q: Why can't the blonde make ice cubes?
A: She lost the recipe....
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade....
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize the...
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side....
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff....
Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
A: Her husband is out looking for the other...
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant....
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter....
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change....
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block....
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag....
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator co...
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!...
Q: How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in t...
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads....
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air....
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence....
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate ...
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A...
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave ...
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "W...
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold...
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the c...
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles i...
Q: How do you get rid of blondes?
A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them the...
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it ba...
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off....