baby jokes

In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, "A...

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here are some of...

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v...

Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were a...

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come ...

Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We we...

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v...

A woman gives birth to a baby. Afterwards, the doctor comes in, and
says, "I have to tell ...

A gang-member was holding his eight-month old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunc...

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little gi...

Your Clothes

-1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/G...

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of th...

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell...

A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the ...

A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly...

1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...ba...

|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby...

A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when ...

1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib....

Yes, motherhood changes everything. But motherhood also changes with
each baby. Here, so...

A mother and her young son were flying from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the wind...

A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.



The baby lo...

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "C...

There was once a couple in their seventies who, nevertheless, had a baby. Of course the newspape...

Got in trouble for watching a woman breast feed her baby at the mall, she got mad and told her h...

A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are ...

Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some...

how do you baby sit a black baby?....
you wet his lips and stick him to a window!
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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby....

a lady was giving birth to a baby on the kitchen table when the baby finally came out the doctor...

Nature has many laws that hold fast and true.



For example, a baby ape will...

|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...

The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and...

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a ...

|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no el...

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office....

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors off...

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors off...

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby....

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They wer...

One day, a Chinese couple has a child. A few hours after the delivery, they both wanted to see t...

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors offic...

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors o...

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors o...

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no...

A mother and her son were flying TWA from Kansas to Chicago. The
son (who had been looki...

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into....

Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to s...

A football player passes a burning building, and sees a young woman and her baby hanging out the...

A lady and her baby...

A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at th...