anniversary jokes

For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two we...

What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday....

What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?



Get...

With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebr...

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you ...

Two men were chatting about their wives one day when one says, "For our 20th anniversary next mo...

For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After ...

Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary





10. Today is...

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfu...

Now, what I did to a guy I didn't like one night is a classic:

I saw him at a rest...

|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notic...

On their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife to dinner. Their teenage daughters said they'...

What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for w...

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the
way home ...

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was ready to take his order ...

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker, were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. Aft...

Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.Aft...

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yell...

An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. Th...

A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th An...

A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50t...

A couple are nearing their 50th wedding anniversary.





The hus...

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you ...

"I just got Shatner to autograph my tush!"
"I think you're right, the hot chicks hang out ...

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what...

Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I got you a present worth a do...

They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To
celebrate their fiftieth an...

A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. While cutting the cake...

|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is our what...

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflect...

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is our w...

An elderly couple is sharing an intimate dinner in honor of their 75th
wedding anniversary...

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. Today ...

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On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t...

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The wife says to her husband...

A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her hu...

Men always miss them....

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary."Yeah, I...

A guy says, "For our Twentieth , I'm taking my wife to Australia." His friend says, "That's going to...

1. A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second da...

What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship ...

What do men have difficulty retaining?



a) a job b) a budget c) a promis...

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?



Men al...

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all thre...

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!...

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday....

Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to in...

Good News To All Smokers



The International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Go...

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You've ever stood in line to get your...