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MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:





1. Juggling Knives is Ea...

MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:



1. Juggling Knives is Easy

MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven3...

(in case you didn't know, "twister" is a movie about a bunch of storm-chasers who do research on...

Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays



12 Start of Christmas Season Day
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Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10 Make a Move on...

Sometimes true life is more humorous than the jokes that are passed around and around. The follo...

Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All ...

Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:



Dial M for Monica ...

15. "Miracle and a Quickie on 42nd Street -- A Times Square Christmas"

14. Spike Lee'...

REJECTED HALLMARK CARDS





1. So your Daughters a hooker and ...

Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky's new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really Goes Down In The Whi...

Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky's new book



1. I Suck At My Job

The Bong Show Whose Pants Are These, Anyway? Iron Fry Cook Dating Game v6.05 -- Techies attempt ...

The Bong Show
Whose Pants Are These, Anyway?
Iron Fry Cook
Dating Game v6.0...

These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs...



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Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright s...

Rejected Hallmark Cards:



So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled yo...

"Rejected Holiday Specials"

As presented on the 12/10/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with D...

These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs...1. Get Your Biscuits In The Ov...

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qual...

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same ...

20. Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?
    

"Bloody Stump" by: Rusty Zipper"Sliding Down a Flagpole" by: Dick Burns"Brown Spots on the Wall" By:...

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same...

"Bloody Stump" by: Rusty Zipper



"Sliding Down a Flagpole" by: Dick Burn...

15. The "Princess LeiaMe" blow-up doll

14. Chewbacca Chew'n T'bacca, from S...

(I've been making a collection of people's mis-rememberences of movie
titles and making u...

Children's worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who...

10. Girls Just Want To Be Nuns

9. Wind Beneath My Vestments

8. Pretty Fly (For A Celibate Gu...

Children's worst book titles!



You Were an Accident Strangers Have the B...

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan for a client. He was to...

|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.---------------------------...

Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg Chapte...

In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts....

Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are te...

Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...



Pharmaceutical companies that m...

The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single ...

10. "Safer than a Russian sub."9. "The perfect gift for your mother-in-law."8. "Because there's ...

"Billy, the Homicidal Smurf." "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home." "Archie, the Abcessed T...

The real interpretation of corportate titles:



CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Le...

I was working in a wall street investment bank when someone from the information technology grou...

I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password....now you ha...

She says, "Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clea...

Whoops! Never Seat Your Husband's Mistresses Next To One Another
Nothing But the Best When...

10. The Rosstafarians

9. United We're Nuts

8. The Dork-O-Crats

"I Wouldn't Take You to a Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win"
"My John Deere Was Br...

I am reminded of a real life incident of about 10 years ago.

I was working in a Wal...

A female computer consultant is helping a smug man set up his machine. She asks him what passwor...

You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it...