redneck jokes

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have ...

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If yo...

You might be a redneck if, your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!

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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you mi...

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The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway...

What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?

'Hey y'all... Watch thi...

A redneck wanted to learn how to skydive. He got an Instructor and started lessons. The Instruct...

Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?

A: Either way somebody ...

So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"The ...

Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer hom...

So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"...

So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"...

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Your only condiment on the dining room table is the econo...

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Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in ...

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Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes ...

You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smokes at the dinner table in front ...

You might be a redneck if you are working at a welfare office and are arrested for stealing food...

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Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry h...

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You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door ...

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You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint ...

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Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high s...

You might be a redneck if you are working at a welfare office and are arrested for stealing food...

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An expired license plate means another decoration for you...

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Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy...

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You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for G...

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Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they...

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You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call ...

You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her k...

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Getting a package from your post office requires a full t...

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a ...

You might be a redneck if you think “wind sprints” means running from a fart....

You might be a redneck if your wife yells, ''Come on, move this transmission so I can take a ba...

You might be a redneck if you think ?wind sprints? means running from a fart.
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Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Que...

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You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change s...

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Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attracti...

If you walk your child to school each morning because you are in the same grade, you might be a ...

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You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the ma...

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You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvi...

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You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight...

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard!...

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you mi...

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Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves...

What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?

Someone's f...

You might be a redneck if...
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gr...

You could be a redneck if you were just married and you have nothing but empty Skoal cans strung...

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You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls...

You might be a redneck if the interveiwer asks, '“Did you know that we are a Fourtune 500 ...

You might be a redneck if...
your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo gam...