Redneck Computer Terms - General / Unsorted jokes (62131)





 


BACKUP - What you do when you run over a coon in the woods











BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern











BUG - The reason you give for calling out sick











CACHE - Neede when you run out of food stamps











CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in











TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker











CRASH - When you go to Juniors party univited











DIGITAL - The art of countining on you fingers











DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer











FAX - What you lie about to the IRS











HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking











HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos











INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair











KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere











MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food











MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers











MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall











MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie lives











ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test











ROM - Where the pope lives











INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair











KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere











MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food











MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers











MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall











MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie lives











ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test











ROM - Where the pope lives