racist yo momma jokes

your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.



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your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.



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Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she ...

You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got a...

Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!



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Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!



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Yo momma like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away

Yo momma l...

You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!

You're momma so ugly, she walked down the...

You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!

You're momma so ugly, she walked down the ...

1.Ur momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles.

2.Ur momma is so ...

What is the difference between Northern and Southern racism?

A southern racist doe...

A Jewish boy comes home to his mother and tells her he has met a wonderful girl, and they are to...

Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.



Your momma so fat...she...

Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.



Your momma so fat......

Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the fami...

So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ...

So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyo...

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downsta...

A gay Jewish boy phones home, and tells his momma that he wants to go back into the closet. The...

Three guys of three different races walk into a bar. They say, "OUCH!"...

Once upon a time, the Fiorelli family took a trip to the zoo. Pappa, Guido, had to make a stop a...

Actual statements from Hizzoner Mayor Marion Barry of Washington, DC.

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Actual statements from Hizzoner Mayor Marion Barry of Washington, DC.

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Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are fami...

Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"...

yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!...

Yo momma so fat that she robbed a bank and got stuck in the vault door....

Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!


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Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck....

Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!...

Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!...

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -
(one at a time...

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale....

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!...

Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!...

Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

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Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

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Your momma is so fat that shes on both sides of the family...

Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!...

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter bugers came out of Washingtons nose

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yo momma's so fat that when she was born she made the Grand Canyon...

Your momma's so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!
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Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!...

Your momma's so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!...

Your momma's so bald headed, she curls her hair with rice....

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -

(one at a...

Your momma so fat. I told her it was chili outside and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon!

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -

(one at a ...

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister"....

Your momma is so bald-headed she got in the shower and got brain washed.
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