rabbi joke

Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to talk to you about it...

Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you abo...

A gentleman by the name of Borris goes to see a Rabbi.


"Rabbi, something terri...

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you a...

A guy buys a new Lamborghini sportscar and goes to his Orthodox rabbi to ask him to bless a mezu...

This old gentleman's dear old dog passed away. He was so attached to that dog that he went to h...

A Priest and a Rabbi were talking one day.


And the conversation eventually tur...

Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, a...

A gentile one asked Rabbi Goldberg,


"Tell me, Rabbi, is it true that a Jew alw...

A rabbi and a priest had been lifelong childhood friends. The priest was always trying to cover...

|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble ov...

A priest and a rabbi go walking Down the street


and this 13 year old boy walks ...

There was an amazing accident involving a Rabbi and a Priest. The cars are completetly shaterred...

one day moshe cohen goes to the rabbi to ask for advice.he says to the rabbi"rabbi,i feel very u...

There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a...

A Catholic priest was manning a confession booth for several hours and wanted relief. He asked h...

A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane.





After a while, th...

A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane. After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and ask...

A Brooklynite tourist was strolling through Hong Kong when he spied a synagogue. He entered and,...

While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bern...

Jack was coming out of shul one day, and the rabbi was standing at the door as he always did to ...

There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.



The Rabbi went to th...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumb...

While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Berni...

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

After sitting down, ordering, and chitchat the Pri...

The President of the synagogue went to visit the Rabbi in the hospital, who had just suffered a ...

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi
leans over and as...

An ultra Orthodox couple met their rabbi at their temple to consult their upcoming wedding. the...

A RABBI AND A PRIEST GET TO A HOTEL AT THE SAME TIME.THERE IS ONLY ONE ROOM AVAILABLE SO THEY DE...

While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, wa...

There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby. The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked ...

Two rabbis were walking past a church and saw a sign reading "We'll pay you
$2,000 to con...

There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who onSabbath eve announces to the congregation that h...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...

The Rabbi of the local congregation took ill. The president of the board went to visit him at th...

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So h...

A man went to see his Rabbi and said, "Rabbi, if I give up drinking, partying all night, chasing...

A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii f...

Rabbi in bar
A Rabbi walks into a bar to use the rest room. He walks up to the bartender, and...

Father O'leary and Rabbi Goldberg played chess each Wednesday in the park. The chess game usuall...

A Rabbi walks into a bar to use the restroom. He walks up to the bartender,
and asks "Can...

An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts...

The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices a fancy shmancy phone o...

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolishe...

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how hig...

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolishe...

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolishe...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...

A couple was taking classes before getting married and they reviewed the laws for couples. The r...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train. After a whi...