question and answer jokes

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainm...

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a q...

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she wi...

It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one right answer on th...

A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer lean...

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, sh...

The five questions most feared by men are:1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?<...

A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other...A Programmer and an Engineer were sit...

The distinguished professor and his chauffeur were talking one day on the way to the next speaki...

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer....

A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other...



A Progr...

Question: Why don't sharks bite lawyers?
Answer: Professional courtesy.

Question: If...

The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thin...

The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...



The que...

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pear...

The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I l...

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter.

"Welcom...

The 5 questions most feared by men are:

1...What are you thinking about?

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A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a ...

The 5 questions most feared by men are:


What are you thinking about?
D...

The 5 questions most feared by men are:


What are you thinking about?
D...

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way...

Its friday afternoon and a class of grade twos are waiting to go home,the teacher stands up and ...

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter."Welcome!&...

The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?...

As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?...

One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she will...

One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she ...

Source: Colleague at University of Idaho

Did you hear about the 10-year old boy wh...

Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him t...

|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to...

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a
long flight from LA to NY. ...

This is a long one so I apologise now!



3 men die and go to heaven. At the ...

Q. Why can't men ever give a straight answer to a simple question?A. Frankly, your questions are...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning



against the ...

A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The ...

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Daddy, what is s...

"Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of a man on the street corner.

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is ...

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a quest...

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a q...

A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a woman.

The Priest decides to teas...

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainm...

"WHO WANTS TO WIN AN OIL WELL".





This is how the game is playe...

Little Tommy was a smart little boy.

Little Tommy was sitting in class doing math p...

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic ...

The five toughest questions women ask - and their answers:
1. `What are you thinking?'
2....

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb ...