Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing? A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!
Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? A: Third grade.
Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.
Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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