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Overnight, Gov. Elect Jesse Ventura announced various appointments to his new administration.



  • Press Secretary - "Mean" Gene Okerlund

  • Agriculture Commissioner - Kenny "The Sodbuster" Jay

  • Chairman of 7 County Mosquito Control District - Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka

  • Education Commissioner - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

  • National Guard Adjutant General - Sargeant Slaughter

  • Transportation Commissioners - The Road Warriors

  • Commissioner of the Arts - "Rock and Roll" Buck Zumhofe

  • Chairman, Gov's Council on Physical Fitness - Jerry Blackwell

  • Animal Rights Commissioner - "Mad Dog" Vachon

  • State Title IX Coordinator - "Macho Man" Randy Savage

  • Tribal Affairs Commissioner - Wahoo McDaniel

  • Co-Chairs, State Recycling Program - Junkyard Dog and Ray "The Crusher" Stevens

  • Highway Maintenance Engineer - Dusty Rhodes

  • Trade Envoy to Japan - Mr. Fuji

  • State Treasurer - "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Diebiase

  • Chief of Staff and Mentor - Vern Gagne

  • State Gaming Commissioner - "Black Jack" Lanza

  • Timber Commission Chairman - Larry "The Axe" Henning

  • Winter Carnival Coordinator - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin