prison jokes

In Prison:
You spend your time in an 8 x 10 cell

At Work:
You spend your time in an...

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...IN PRI...

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your tim...

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work you spend most of y...

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.

At work you spend...

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend mos...

|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell...

IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK.....You spend most of your ...

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of ...

IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK.....You spend most of y...

In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8'x10' cell.

At work, I spend mos...

...with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen ...

|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to ...

1. Demonstrate the skills needed to decorate a wedding cake and how to conceal weapons.
2. B...

|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year...

DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?

A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 i...

|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 year...

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

Already there is a long-time resident who loo...

Two Jewish women were speaking about their sons, each of whom was incarcerated in the state pris...

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the gua...

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the gua...

For a good time, hire a hooker,

For a lot of time, hire my attorney.

--Anonymous P...

|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the gua...

Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confonted by a policema...

This Enron accountant get put into prison. His cellmate is a much larger, more hardened criminal...

A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having he...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the still...

|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. "Under Saudi law you are sen...

Albert Garcia Jr. sued the state in 1992 because the Ely State Prison began delivering his legal...

I'm picturing lovely ribbons winding like candy canes down the iron



bars, ...

|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to h...

Monday, two boys were in court after doing their community service for vandalism charges, an...

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran f...

If you know any teenagers in prison,
send them some candy to help them break out....

Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !...

What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !...

Just read in this morning's UPI newswires (Aug 18 1993) that Judge Walter Colbath has ordered Je...

Just read in this morning's UPI newswires (Aug 18 1993) that Judge Walter Colbath has ordered Je...

A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. ...

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my...

A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ri...

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kid...

You might be a redneck if...
You consider your license plate personalized because your...

A conversation between a Siberian prison and a new convict:

"How long did you get?...

As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have on...