princess jokes

You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went ...

You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both w...

Once upon a time a beautiful, independent, self assured princess
happened upon a frog in a...

Interviewer: Sir Thomas, have you ever conducted Schoenberg?

Sir Thomas Beecham: No, b...

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts ...

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.

As he comes closer,...

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess

happened upon a fr...

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond...

What's the difference between a Mexican American Princess, and a Jewish
American Princess?...

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If
you kiss me...

Hey, did you hear? Princess Diana was on the radio awhile ago...

Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happene...

Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?



A: Scratchi...

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you ...

Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid o...

Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like hell to get out of her...

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon ...

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened u...

Dolly Parton and Princess Di both died, and found themselves at the pearly
gates.
...

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was ...

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll ...

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,

"If you kis...

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there ...

Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?



A: Yep, and on the w...

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll ...

Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heav...

Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard......

Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of ...

What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of natural childbirth?

Once upon a time a humble crab fell in love with Princess Lobster and she with him. They enjoyed...

What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex?

She mo...

St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y...

A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you ki...

Mother Teresa is walking around Heaven one day as she notices Princess Diana passing by. "What a...

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The...

Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and...

Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can't stand it to see her hu...

What is the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomanic and a
Jewish American Princess...

Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales...

Her Majesty, the Queen, and Her Royal Highness, Princess
Diana, were out for a drive in t...

Their once was a Princess who fell in love with an indian, but still wasn't happy because he had...

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...

What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations....

Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an ol...

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that neve...

Once upon a time, there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by...

My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling to ...

My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling...

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by a...