pregnancy jokes

Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for....

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The docto...

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy.
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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The d...

Pregnancy humor which I lifted from Joyce Armor's 1989 book The Dictionary According to Mommy.

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The docto...

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm t...

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woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her
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My wife was filling out the medical claim form to pre-register for her
pregnancy (thank y...

Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the cover...

Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the c...

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm tw...

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after ...

The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping...

Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers)

SICKNESS
We will no longer acce...

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with c...

Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?A. Yes, but you'll...

Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

A...

What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant? Are you sure it's mine?...

A woman went to her doctor in a panic.

"Doctor, you must help me," she sobbed, please put...

Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy. (2) ...

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout for...

A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam...

Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunet...

For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros ...

For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: ...

A doctor examining a young woman with abdominal pains asks her if she is sexually active. She sa...

A doctor examining a young woman with abdominal pains asks her if she is sexually active. She sa...

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician's office. When the exam...

Your Clothes

-1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/G...

Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?
A. Yes...

A married couple are very deeply in love with each other. The wife is very fond of watching hind...

1. Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.2. There would be a cure for stretch marks....

1. Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.



2. There woul...

Maternity leave would last two years ... with full pay
There would be a cure for stretch m...

Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

There would be a cure for stre...

Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted with the sad news one ...

Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch mar...

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = ...

The Yoko Club? - Oh no.The German philosophy club? - I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? - Pardon me?The Ar...

The Yoko Club? - Oh no.

The German philosophy club? - I. Kant.

The Ford-...

U.S. Lawmaker Says He Is Worried About E-Mail Pregnancy

Citing the case of a woman ...

The FDA is considering putting additional warnings on beer and alcohol such as:

WAR...

On the subject of interns examining ov...

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right... <...

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...

10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend's Parents The First Time You Meet Them1. My parole officer thin...

10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend's Parents The First Time You Meet Them