prayer jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you ...

Banta Singh had a bitter quarrel with his wife. In his anger he prayed loudly ?Hey Bhagwan! mujh...

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."...

The Ebonic Lord's Prayer

Big Daddy's Rap - The Lord's Prayer
Yo, Bid Daddy upstairs, -...

|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...

Chemist's fast prayer:
Dear Lord, if I mix sodium
with concentrated HNO3,
and add to it...

A parish got a new priest. During his first service, when a certain prayer was
said, half...

Recently our family sat down to a meal of curried chicken which neither of our sons had eaten be...

A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she re...

Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for thou knowest we will never chang...

They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings and rings but nobody answ...

A guy from Tyson Foods arranged a visit with the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing he whi...

A guy from Tyson Foods arranged a visit with the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing he whi...

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer...

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer...

I have an earache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is...

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 ...

A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone r...

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was ...

A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. - That roo...

A short history of medicine: I have an ear ache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.

A short history of medicine: I have an ear ache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root...

A short history of medicine:I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. ...

For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the thi...

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session t...

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of th...

For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!



Grant me ...

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colone...

A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root...

Big Daddy's Rap - The Lord's Prayer

Yo, Bid Daddy upstairs, - Our Father, who art in heav...

Big Daddy's Rap - The Lord's Prayer

Yo, Bid Daddy upstairs, - Our Father, who art in heav...

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colone...

Now I lay me down to sleep. Please don't send me no more creeps. Please just send me one good ma...

3-year-old, Reese says his prayer, "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name."A li...

Now I lay me down to sleep.

Please don't send me no more creeps.

Pl...

The girls' prayer:

Our Cash
Which art on plastic
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Ca...

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the ...

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, lik...

I went to church the other day to free my soul from sin;

I was looking for the preache...

A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself witho...

Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met...

Microsoft Corporation today announced its intent to purchase, copyright, and upgrade God.
...

The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

He is met at the ...

The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

He is met at the Pea...

Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...



The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies...

During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema
prayer was said, h...

A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself ...

Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was s...

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they ...

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools...