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|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whethe...

|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...

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But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...

|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," repl...

|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...

|"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recr...

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away. S...

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...

Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...

A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours ...

|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand an...

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !...

Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....

What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around...

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One said, "Heard ya went to ...

|There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of we...

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She ...

|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is ...