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John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about doing the "wild thing", so...

One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a fishing reel for his birthday. After se...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...

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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!...

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...

What is the difference between Northern and Southern racism?

A southern racist doe...

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?



Women cook, men eat; women cl...

Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears t...

Skeet shooting the shuttlecraft.
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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!...

So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ...

The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to...

Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!...

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work drink with her girlfriends when an exception...

Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?...

Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?...

Three guys of three different races walk into a bar. They say, "OUCH!"...

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!...

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!...

Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!...

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's goi...

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there an...

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!...

Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put...