pool table jokes

|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...

On the pool table, you put the balls in the hole and the stick stays out.
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Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls....

Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls....

how is a blonde and a pool table alike?

you put in fifty cents and they rack your balls...

Yo mama is like a pool table. 50 cents and she'll rack your balls....

You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born and taught on a pool table....

A man walks into a pool hall with a monkey on his shoulder. He approaches a table to play a game...

A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's ...

A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back sh...

A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back sh...

You might be a redneck if one of your kids was born on a pool table!...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the mon...

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not all...

Even the pool table doesn't have balls!...

A boy was at a public pool. The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ''Hey! Don't ...

Jonny and Tommy where hot one summers day.

The boys decided to go swimming. They went to ...

A guy was staying in a fancy hotel and was enjoying the pool when the manager told him to get ou...

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

One of your kids was born on ...

You might be a redneck if, your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!

You migh...

Q: How do you know that you are in a real lesbian bar?

A: Not even the pool table has...

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," th...

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey...

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monke...

What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? The

pool table in the...

This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the mon...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey ...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the mon...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monke...

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table....

An elderly economics professor is standing at the shallow end of the campus pool. A Coed is stan...

Incident at the old swimming pool

by jiM Mica

I'm sure I've mentioned tha...

You might be a redneck if you pee in the pool... off the highdive!...

You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you ...

A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was...

Lifeguard: "I've been watc...

No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, du...

Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallo...

The gene pool could use a little chlorine....

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

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A hillbilly's old wife sent him to town to get something to rid the place of moths that had trou...

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a...

What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table...

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their
waitress, taki...

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your children were born!...

Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- ...

Taking a phone call in her bedroom, a woman replies, "That's OK honey. No problem. I hope you ha...