pole jokes

At the recent Olympics, a man was walking throught the Olympic villiage carrying a long pole. A ...

There was a young girl who loved to wear dresses everyday to school. One day a boy asked her to ...

An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. H...

An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstic...

|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane ...

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the cra...

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide.

The guide tied...

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the c...

A Pole and a Russian find a suitcase full of money. "Ah!" says
the Russian, "we will of c...

Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was...

Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened an...

You take a fishing pole to Sea World.

The hood and one door are a different color from th...

Three men, an Italian, a Jew, and a Pole, are sentenced to spend
15 years in solitary conf...

A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the P...

A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later t...

|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...

The professors of mathematics and physics were staring away at the flag pole in front of the fro...

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole...

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole....

|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. S...

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole...

you better !pout !cry
you better watchout
lpr why
santa claus < north pole > t...

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach ...

Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral proc...

Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. ...

Q: Why do reindeer have red noses?

A: They are not equipped with ABS and thus tend to ...

Recent newspaper articles are touting a new treatment for impotence. The treatment consists of i...

In 1934 a man named harry went to take a crap in a out house. Well there was a string thing abou...

A Russian, a Pole, an American, and an Israeli are interviewed.

A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking girl and, somewhat improbably, asked her to cl...

A German, an Italian, and a goofy American were trying to get into the stadium at the Sydney Oly...

You might crack up the ice....

Because everywhere you sat, you sat behind a Pole....

Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims didn't notice that his truck had
smacked into a utility pol...

Cauchy - it leaves a residue at every pole....

How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid....

Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No mat...

|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!...

At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic...

Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to r...

Boeing's angling for yule order

Jean Godden -- Times Staff Columnist

Q: Why did the nurse have a long pole and two rubber gloves?

A: Her way of not gettin...

What do you call a sheep tied to a pole in the middle of Wales?


A leisure ...

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!...

It's common practice in England to ring a telephone by signaling extra voltage across one side o...

It's common practice in England to ring a telephone by signaling extra voltage across one side o...

Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves resid...

In Detroit, Oregon, a hunter thought he had found a severed human head in an abandoned mining sh...

|What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!...

What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your as...