polak jokes

A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and

started lessons. T...

A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop ...

A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw s...

A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted lessons. The instructor tol...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak, and they get captured by ...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak, and they get captured...

A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over and decided to give him a...

A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over and decided to give h...

A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wid...

A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box that

is two inches hig...

A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, "Exc...

A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, "Excuse ...

Did you hear about the gay Polak?



He slept with women....

This ethnically disadvantaged male person goes into the travel agency and proclaims, "I've seen ...

This ethnically disadvantaged male person goes into the travel agency and proclaims, "I've seen ...

Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women....

A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employ...

A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.



On the first day he pa...

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night a...

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?





A: He couldn't get hi...

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken....

Q: How do you confuse a Polak (polish guy)?





A: Put him in ...

What happened to the dyslexic Polak?

He thought he was a dance!

(p...

Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?



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An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. H...

An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstic...

Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A: A Polaroid One-Step....

Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass. A sign says, "Clearan...

Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass. A sign says, "Cle...

Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?





A: To keep the...

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?


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There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian, one Polak, ...

Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling down....

There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian, one Polak, and ...

A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.His attackers then p...

Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?





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A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.

A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the P...

A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later t...

This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedro...

Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering....

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?A: He's the one with a duck....

This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his b...

A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of ...

A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out...

An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to...

An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are take...

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with...

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck.Q: How do...