pick up jokes

THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nost...

THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your ...

The Kiddie Pick

When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger i...

Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?

A: A pick pocket sn...

The Office of Institutional Computing has defined a lower cost alternative for Desktop conversio...

The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in ...

|The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the...

You pick your teeth from a catalog.

You've ever financed a tattoo.

You refer to th...

You pick up your girfriend on a bike for the prom.

The Roto-Rooter man calls for backup w...

Q. What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?

A. A pick ...

Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained abo...

Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explaine...

Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?

A.Get in the truck...

Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!...

Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer: Can I push your stoo...

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His ...

What's the best pick up line in Arkansas?

Nice Tooth!
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Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...

When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks...

5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines


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One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks...

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing...

Pick good people; talent never wears out....

Lutheran humorist the Rev. Paul Lintern's Top 10 pick-up lines for a Christian:

Hi,...

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."...

|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, B...

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steak...

Here are some hockey player pick-up lines ... which, I'm sure, have never been tried on them bec...

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms, randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.2. S...

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....

Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these...Hide in the clothing racks and when people bro...

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husban...

Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these...



Hide in the clot...

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau cam...

On a recent vacation, I came upon the following news item in
the March 15 Blue Springs, M...

1:00 am - Alarm clock rings
2:00 am - Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau ca...

What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. ...

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get...

Two guys walk into a bar, and immediately they see someone fall right off his stool, flat on his...

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.



"I'm tire...

|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order. One...

How to make shopping fun for men...


Get boxes of condoms & randomly put t...

A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the...

One Sunday morning John stepped out onto the porch in his bathrobe to pick up his newspaper. He ...

A
woman was walking down the street when she was approached

He went to the post office to pick up a job application. He got in line at about 2:50 PM. By the...

|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane ...

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the cra...