pharmacist jokes

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a ...

A lady walks into the drug store and asks the Pharmacist for some arsenic.
The Pharmacist ask...

A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy count...

This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the we...

This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the we...

This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for th...

This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for th...

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectal deodorant. The pharmacist,...

There was a young man and woman who had been flirting with the idea of having sex for some time....

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he ...

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was...

The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned t...

Told to me by my mother, who owned a pharmacy in Tennessee, in 1950.

A fellow with...

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharm...

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

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A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist ...

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the ty...

A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharm...

This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.

The pharmacist, tr...

A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating
with the ...

May be offensive to Native Americans.

A community of settlers was moving in on an I...

(From: Greg Ryding)

Time: Early Sixties. Place: Yourtown, USA

A you...

A
blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was...

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?



A: They keep breaking the ...

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?

A: They keep breaking the prescripti...

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. T...

"When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it ...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...

"When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into...

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccup...

Man standing was the pharmacy counter finishing up on his purchase, while the next ...

A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woman."M...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...

A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woma...

A guy walks into a drug store, and is moving up and down the aisles, obviously searching for som...

This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...

A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling pre...

A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling...

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The ph...

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, ...

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needi...

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

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A duck walks into a pharmacy waddles up to the prescription counter
and rings the bell. ...

Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...

A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We ...

A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since thi...