period jokes

Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun perio...

I heard this from a friend and am not sure of the source:

A teacher said to her li...

Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry

worry worry"

A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worr...

Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry
worry worry"

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate i...

Little Johnny's teacher told the class to go home and find something interesting to tell the cla...

Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun peri...

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A. An airbag.

...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate it t...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about

something excitin...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about

something exciting...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and rela...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate...

One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down a road when a bank robbery was happeni...

How did the mother know her daughter was masterbating during her period?

She was caug...

How did the mother know her daughter was masterbating during her period?

She was caug...

An american born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to ...

Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period....

Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that mus...

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it ca...

Q: How can you tell when Barbie has her period? A: Your tic tacs are missing....

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?

A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which ...

QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and d...

Q: Why did the sardarji take his typewriter to the doctor ??

A: He thought it was preg...

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period....

How do you know when an [ethnic] girl has her period?


One of her socks is m...

One that never misses a period....

Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her....

A 69 interrupted by a period.

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Marriage is a rest period between romances....

Why can't girls play hockey?



Because they have to change their pads eve...

Q: How many NRA members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three--One to give up the...

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it mi...

To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time
before cooking a dish.
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Pause: A short period in an individual voice in which there should be relative quiet. Useful whe...

Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!...

How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came fr...

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string....

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came f...

Q: What do lesbians do on their period?

A: Finger Paint...

Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son's dicks tast...

Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?

Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken....

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?





A...

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?


A: She thought i...

It's passages like the following that make it all worthwhile:



What's highw...

A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selectio...