peas jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peas!
Peas who?
Peas of
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peas!...

How did Black eye peas get their name?



They were fighting over the Chic...

How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!...

How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond. Cut a large hole in the ice. O...

How to catch a polar bear:

Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond. Cut a larg...

How to catch a polar bear:



Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond. ...

A worried man goes to his doctor and explains, "Doc, there's something seriously wrong with my d...

Visualize whirled peas....

|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept brag...

Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept b...

What did the lonely banana say?

I'm a"kela".

What did the green peas say?

You cut a hole in the ice, and put a bunch of peas near it. So that way when the bear comes to t...

What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !...

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiri...

There once was this guy who walked into a bar and ordered a counter-lunch. When his meal arrived...

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inq...

You cut a hole in the ice and line the hole with peas. When the polar
bear comes to take ...

How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...

Question: How do you catch a bear?

Solution: First you dig a hole and fill it up wi...

There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store che...

There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store...

There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store...

How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...

How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepo...

How do you catch a polar bear in Alaska?



First you go out and cut a hol...

How do you catch a polar bear in Alaska?

First you go out and cut a hole in the i...

How do you catch a polar bear?



You dig a hole in the ice and place peas...

How do you catch a polar bear?

You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all aroun...

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'l...

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

"Ce...

A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracki...

The Sixties, yes, the Sixties. Time of hope, time of rebellion, time for planning new ways to do...

Three door-to-door vacuum-cleaner salesmen show up at a farmhouse one afternoon and the kindly f...

Three door-to-door vacuum-cleaner salesmen show up at a farmhouse one afternoon and the kindly f...

Your family automatically heads for the table every time
they hear a fire ...

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old ...

Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid the...

"Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this i...

Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid...

"Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!"



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Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid p...

A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. ...

A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear...

Next time you're washing your hands and the water temperature isn't justhow you like it, think a...

A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in ...

A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in ...

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping...

Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid...

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual in...

Confucius say...Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart in church si...