Patient and psychiatrist - General / Unsorted jokes (51216)

"Doctor," said the patient, "I had a peculiar dream last night. I dreamed you were my mother."

"So?" said the psychiatrist. "What happened?"

"Nothing" - I woke up"

"And then?"

"I had breakfast"

"And what did you have for breakfast?"

"Oh, just a piece of toast and a cup of coffee"

"Call that a breakfast?" said the psyciatrist.