REPAIRFULLY ANOINTED
Doctor jokes
42 hits
A faithful couple got the bad news from their doctor. They couldn't have any children. On the wa...
pastor jokes
- Doctor jokes
42 hits
A Pastor's Lie
Naughty jokes
133 hits
Once there were three teenager boys sitting on the lawn in front of the sanctuary after a sunday...
A pastor who was badly overworked went to the local medical center and was able to have a clone ...PMS and the Bible?
Miscellaneous
68 hitsOne day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addr...
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't ...A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...
Abstinence
Naughty jokes
66 hits
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to joi...Abstinence
Naughty jokes
71 hits
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed
couple wanted...Church rules...
Naughty jokes
58 hits
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to joi...A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse ...
Will I Live Longer?
Redneck jokes
48 hits
A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live.
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A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Ho...Abstinence
General / Unsorted jokes
62 hits
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to joi...
The venerable pastor of a large church was nearing retirement time, and at the request of the co...Long Sermon
General / Unsorted jokes
49 hits
A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his...Gravy Ladle
Religious jokes
55 hits
In France, the young assistant pastors do not live in the main rectory. That is
reserved ...
It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains. As...
It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains. As...
10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of senior pastor, associat...Troubled Man
Tasteless jokes
38 hits
A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives. So one day he's driving an...
Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age...
Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age...
A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune to be m...Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted to join a c...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits...
Do you go to church?
Festival Jokes
184 hits|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door...
Religious jokes
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141 hitsA friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the d...
Do you go to church?
Religious jokes
48 hits
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the d...Donation
General / Unsorted jokes
66 hits
The crumbling, old church building needed remodeling, so the preacher made an impassioned appeal...Donation
General / Unsorted jokes
70 hits
The crumbling, old church building needed remodeling, so the preacher made an impassioned appeal...A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door ...
Army Of The Lord
Religious jokes
40 hits
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the do...
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the d...
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor he was going to give him a lot of money w...
A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an i...One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that...
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has gun racks.9. The church staff con...
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to s...Poor Ol Fred
General / Unsorted jokes
39 hits
Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called th...
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH
10. The churc...
Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door ...
Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door ...A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner ...
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfer...
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of gol...A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as ...
A truck driver was doing
Ethnic jokes
73 hits
A truck driver was doing a cross country haul
and he hated [ethnics] with a passion. Ever...Money Talks!
Miscellaneous
54 hitsDuring the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll giv...
Three Hymns
Miscellaneous
52 hitsOne Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the peop...
