Out in the middle of - Ethnic jokes (43345)

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Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was a White Missionary

living with a tribe of black natives.



On day the big chief comes along and calls the Missionary into

his hut, where he was sharpening his big axe. He explains to the white

man that his daughter has just given birth to a white baby, and

that since he's the only white man for thousands of miles, he will

be the main course that night.



"Now just hang on a minute, give me a chance to explain chief,"

says the Missionary. "You're jumping to conclusions here. Let me

tell you a story. See all those white sheep out in the field and

how there's one black one amongst them."



"OK!" says the Chief," You say nothing, I say nothing!"