oldest man joke

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There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around
late one ev...

...about the doctor, engineer, and programmer who were debating what the
world's oldest p...

Did you hear the one about the doctor, engineer, and programmer who were debating what the world...

Seems there were these three professionals sitting around talking about the oldest profession (n...

|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest ...

Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name ...

Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is N...

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest prof...

A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of whose profession was ...

A doctor, an architect and a polotician were arguing over the oldest profession in the world.

Three Jewish Grandmothers were sitting around, drinking tea and talking about their grandsons' p...

There was a Jewish woman, and she had three sons, who were in their twenties. They were all at ...

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

A: It migh...

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares....

An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the a...

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble they were having in the ...

It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people wh...

|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who ce...

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separa...

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger....

America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. H...

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, th...

The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique w...

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry,but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black ...

Horace Feebilmeind, the oldest man in the state, decides to visit a prostitute
on his 105...

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport."These hills are ge...

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."B...

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go." ...

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.

Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches have dropped dead from o...

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the wom...

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.

Early on...

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, th...

A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of whose profession was ...

|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to argui...

[NOTE: For those who are not aware, two of the oldest American Universities that are long-standi...

A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. "Well," ar...

A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex...

A man has three daughters between the ages of 3 and 7.
The oldest daughter comes up to the fa...

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...

A farmer had three sons. One day, his oldest came to him and said that since he was graduating h...

A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said that since he was graduating from h...

(This joke is from a professor who refered to lawyers as the second
oldest profession:) <...

A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said that since he was graduating fr...

Business was terrible at the new whorehouse. Customers were so scarce the madam of the house kne...

You know you're Castle Trash if......Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter's chasti...

You know you're Castle Trash if......



Your shroud of Turin is painted o...