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185 hitsAt three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of ...
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114 hitsThe new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, ...
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114 hitsQ: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone....
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135 hits|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. S...
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The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole...
A group of Italians and a group of Poles heard that the telephone company was looking for people...Telephone Difference
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
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The telephone rings at the synagogue office. "Hello, is this Rabbi Schwartz?" the caller asks.An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off. He ho...
How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend?He gave her a ring.
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A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way,
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129 hitsWhy did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an ope...
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129 hitsWhat asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone....
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82 hitsIf you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers....
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106 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !...
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89 hitsWhat do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!...
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119 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver....
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105 hitsWhy did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!...
The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys....Telephone jokes
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103 hitsWhy did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!...
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131 hitsIf you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk....
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91 hitsWhen doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!...
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113 hitsWhat animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!...
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126 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!...
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108 hitsWhat happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!...
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136 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!...
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180 hitsWhy is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings....
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109 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !...
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115 hitsHow is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!...
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109 hitsWhat did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it....
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119 hitsHarry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question fac...
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A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly...Dog Phone
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It's common practice in England to ring a telephone by signaling extra voltage across one side o...Dog Phone
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It's common practice in England to ring a telephone by signaling extra voltage across one side o...
A telphone man joined the Army. As part of his basic
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A young man had just started up his own business firm. He was sitting at his desk on his first d...Tell what happened
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108 hits|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...
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172 hitsThe policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole...
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200 hitsHaving just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a P...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach ...
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Three men, an Italian, a Jew, and a Pole, are sentenced to spend
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A carpet installer was laying new living room carpeting in a large mansion.
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93 hitsMoody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling...
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169 hitsDoctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in t...
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105 hitsKelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't y...
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92 hitsA psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being ...
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152 hitsAfter my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that p...
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107 hitsHow do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person)....
