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156 hitsAt three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of ...
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88 hitsThe new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, ...
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94 hitsQ: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone....
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111 hits|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. S...
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The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole...
A group of Italians and a group of Poles heard that the telephone company was looking for people...Telephone Difference
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents t...
The telephone rings at the synagogue office. "Hello, is this Rabbi Schwartz?" the caller asks.An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off. He ho...
How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend?He gave her a ring.
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A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way,
when a salesman c...Telephone jokes
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111 hitsWhy did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an ope...
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111 hitsWhat asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone....
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66 hitsIf you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers....
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89 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !...
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70 hitsWhat do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!...
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105 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver....
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89 hitsWhy did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!...
The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys....Telephone jokes
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90 hitsWhy did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!...
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105 hitsIf you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk....
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67 hitsWhen doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!...
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95 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!...
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92 hitsWhat happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!...
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112 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!...
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147 hitsWhy is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings....
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90 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !...
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90 hitsHow is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!...
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84 hitsWhat did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it....
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96 hitsHarry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question fac...
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A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly...Dog Phone
General / Unsorted jokes
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It's common practice in England to ring a telephone by signaling extra voltage across one side o...Dog Phone
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It's common practice in England to ring a telephone by signaling extra voltage across one side o...
A telphone man joined the Army. As part of his basic
training, he went out on t...Telephone
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A young man had just started up his own business firm. He was sitting at his desk on his first d...Tell what happened
Police Jokes
91 hits|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...
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159 hitsThe policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole...
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184 hitsHaving just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a P...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach ...
Three men, an Italian, a
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Three men, an Italian, a Jew, and a Pole, are sentenced to spend
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A carpet installer was laying new living room carpeting in a large mansion.
After labori...Telephone jokes
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76 hitsMoody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling...
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156 hitsDoctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in t...
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92 hitsKelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't y...
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71 hitsA psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being ...
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130 hitsAfter my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that p...
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89 hitsHow do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person)....
