ocean jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved....

Q. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?





A. Because it waves....

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob...

YoMomma so fat when she went to the ocean she jumped into the ocean and started to sing with the...

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A: A nervous wreck.
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|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: ...

What did the Pacific ocean so to the Atlantic ocean?

They didn't say anything... ...

What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?...

One fine morning a sardar goes for a ride in his car. He is enjoying his
ride when suddenl...

Yo mama so fat that when she went to jump in the ocean the ocean jump out and said, "No way! The...

Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the oce...

Two Irishmen are the only survivors in a shipwreck.Floating helplessly in a lifeboat they come a...

Far out at sea two irish men were stranded

on a raft. One day the first one found a b...

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck....

Yo mama like the ocean... everybody gets to hit the waves...

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mabuhay!, this is your Captain Biglang-awa speaking, We are now over the P...

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom...

Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi...

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an elephant? You don't,...

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalog.



Ho...

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen...

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen...

Sea-Floor Spreading Lament (folksong) by Brenna Lorenz

Refrain: Alas for the spreading ...

The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman
(melody: Lead us on, thou Heavenly Father)

O...

your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned....

Moby's Dick....

Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. Whi...

Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. Wh...

One Surd was driving down an old country road when he spots
another Surd in a wheat field...

An american, a russian, and a dane was discussing the differences between their countries. Prett...

Three men, a doctor, a minister, and a lawyer take a fishing boat out onto the ocean. A terrible...

Three men, a doctor, a minister, and a lawyer take a fishing boat out onto the ocean. A terrible...

Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed...

Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are fami...

Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world...

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Oc...

Q: What do you call throwing all the lawyers in the ocean?
A: A good start....

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean...

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!...

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck....

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !...

Yo mamas so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started singing "we are fami...

Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are ...

Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean....

What do you call a hundred dead [Ethnics] at the bottom of the ocean?


A good...

Your momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing we are family...

Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They man...