nurse jokes

A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effe...

Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arro...

"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wi...

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Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....

Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an ...

There was a man who woke up one morning with a red ring around his member. Astonished he panicke...

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is l...

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car....

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a ...

Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria were

discussing boyfriends, ...

Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight ...

A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.



The baby lo...

3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first n...

3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.
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A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are ...

In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a ...

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No...

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these pe...

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.

It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went...

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet...

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?...

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?...

Q: Why did the nurse have a long pole and two rubber gloves?

A: Her way of not gettin...

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Nurse...

It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she...

It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she wen...

A pregnant woman fell into a coma while delivering healthy twins. She woke up in the hospital an...

|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor...

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in ...

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and ...

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. ...

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all go...

Q: What's a practical nurse?

A: A nurse who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient....

Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A ...

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in lab...

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to reali...

Q: What's a practical nurse?

A: A nurse who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient....

Question-If you go to a hospital how would you know witch one was the head nurse????????

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Question-If you go to a hospital how would you know witch one was the head nurse????????

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Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? A: She woke up with a k...

Joe was having medical problems and went to see the Doctor. As usual, the Nurse got out his char...

|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No cha...

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because...

Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!...

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tel...

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to ...