navy jokes

A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army ...

New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy....

An Army guy and a Navy guy found themselves in a public restroom.
As the Army guy was wal...

This is one that I picked up off a bathroom wall while I was in the Navy.

I fucked ...

This is one that I picked up off a bathroom wall while I was in the Navy.

I fuck...

New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy....

Do you know why the new [ethnic] navy is buying glass-bottomed boats for their
new fleet?...

Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships?

A: So the sailors can se...

Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the sailors can see their air force!...

Q: Why do navy ships have marines on them?

A: Sheep would be to obvious.
...

|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everyth...

I joined the Navy to see the world.

I've seen it.

Now how do I get o...

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!...

There's a Marine, an Airforce Commando, a Navy Seal and a Green Beret sitting around a campfire ...

There's a Marine, an Airforce Commando, a Navy Seal and a Green Beret sitting around a campfire ...

Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned tryi...

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!...

The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't sp...

A Marine and Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing ...

This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H000011...

This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval

Operations, 10-1...

Q. How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?

A. "Never fired, a...

Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up....

A Marine and Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing ...

The British Navy was sailing along when the First Mate ran up to the Admiral.

He sa...

The British Navy was sailing along when the First Mate ran up to the Admiral.

He...

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorit...

|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who...

General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, ...

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was
taken."You've got to h...

There's a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving ...

Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to ge...

In the mid 80's a cruiser of the U.S. navy put in to port in Catahegna, Spain, for a week's shor...

Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown?

A: Because when the engine stops, th...

In the mid 80's a cruiser of the U.S. navy put in to port in Catahegna, Spain, for a week's shor...

They both excel at amphibious assaults....

This is the actual radio conversation of a US navy ship with Canadian
authorities off the ...

'Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy and...' Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants...

Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!...

Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"...

How do you Sink an Irish Submarine?Knock on the Door....

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"...

How do you Sink an Irish Battleship?Put it in Water....

Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it take...

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The a...

Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it ...

SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC ...

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join t...

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy...

What did God say after he created man?"I can do better than this" and he made woman.But the disrupti...