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What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!...

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine....

How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!...

Q: What is Clinton's favorite war song?
A: "Over Here"...

Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!...

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!...

What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!...

What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune)....

What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar....

What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."...

What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !...

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!...

Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!...

Two. One to do it and one to write a crappy folk song about it....

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"...

"Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that ...

Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!...

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if...

You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos...

"Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.

''99 Bottles of Beer'' song gets stuck in an infinite loop



At the stroke o...

Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...

MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctio...

Mondays

8:00 - "Husseinfeld"

8:30 - "Mad About Everything"

9:00...

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely dr...

Q: How many Meredith students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five - two to w...

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

Steve Wright:

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every...

I download something from Napster and the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it fr...

There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey...

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars....

Bill's Song



This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Thing...

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.



To keep tradition goi...

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.





To keep tra...

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like...

A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'...

A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'...

What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset....

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.

To keep tradition going, everyone gets ...

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car....

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'...

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells....

Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!...

What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer....

What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer....

O Little Melting Particle
(to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem")

Para Dichloro ...

What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? F...

There was a great loss today in theentertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey P...

A guy walks into a bar where there is loud music playing. He spots a ...

10. Girls Just Want To Be Nuns

9. Wind Beneath My Vestments

8. Pretty Fly (For A Celibate Gu...