mr clean jokes

What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...

"Rabbi," the man said, "Please explain the Talmud to me."





"Ve...

Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia....

Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia....

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."...

Menachem needs his tallis dry-cleaned. He sends it to the best dry cleaner in town, Ho Chi Wung ...

You clean your nails with a stick.

You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

Your Christmas c...

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of ...

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A numbe...

How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!...

The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly.

"All right" says the Do...

Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the fam...

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day....

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....

Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands.



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1. Throughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to t...

1. Throughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet wate...

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he li...

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
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There are three men in the bathroom -- two Englishmen and an Australian -- all at the stalls. Th...

Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pe...

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office and says that he's having a problem with his job.
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According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number...

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the ti...

|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...

Clean rooms are boring....

Real programmers print only clean compiles....

Wanna hear a clean joke? Joe played with Bubbles!!! Wanna hear a dirty joke?? Bubbles was the gi...

Wanna here a clean joke?
I'm takin a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty...

As a blonde was driving down the freeway, her car phone rang.

Answering, it, she he...

So wives and significant others get a break! Barbecues are not allowed! Rolaids are!

So wives and significant others get a break! Barbecues are not allowed! Rolaids are!

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and ...

The perfect man is gentle,
And never cruel or mean.
He has a perfect smile,
And is alwa...

Schedule of a Wife and Mother:

Attempt to wake husband.
Feed baby.
Make breakfast...

A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND L...

|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to ...

Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first th...

One day the Mexican maid announced to her boss's wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she...

To clean a toilet bowl:

Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the "real th...

1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen. This kitchen is delirious.2. No husband has ever been sho...

I clean my house according to some simple principles that are easy to remember:

If ...

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet w...

Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lif...

A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious

No Husband Has Eve...

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.



2. Add the required amount of shampoo to t...

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first t...

"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat ...

The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk Panties4. Co...

What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints...