mouse jokes

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress e...

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an...

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were.

The first mouse s...

A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being ra...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress e...

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a s...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...

This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM offices.

Ab...

This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The pers...

How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !...

This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The pers...

|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer p...

IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out...

Subject: MOUSE BALLS
> How To Replace Mouse Balls
I don't know how they wrote this...

A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor ...

There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot of tequilla, slams the glas...

A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and ...

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !...

One day an elephant steps on a mouse. The elephant says that he will do anything to make up for ...

There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes a

shot of tequill...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...

Three mice are sitting at a bar late at night in a pretty rough neighborhood trying to impress e...

Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!...

q. What happened to the mouse when it crawled up the lady's leg?

a. Her pussy got...

Why didn't the mouse cross the road?



It's cord wasn't long enough!...

I am contributing the following word-for-word quotations from my Artec Mouse Manual (mouse mfg'd...

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse - after hearing both sides about the se...

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender if he'd pay the guy $20 if he could sh...

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender if he'd pay the guy $20 if he could sh...

One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I do...

|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!...

|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !...

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !...

|What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !...

How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !...

|What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!...

What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !...

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !...

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !...

|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!...

|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!...

|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!...

What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !...