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|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your ne...

|My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the st...

"Darling," says the husband, "I know she's your mother but she has been living with us for twent...

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, d...

All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -"If you're going ...

All the things my mother taught me:



My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JO...

|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow sa...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3-year
old daughter. Mother: "What does the...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

Mother: "What d...

A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a be...

A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench....

See Mother. See Mother laugh. Mother is happy. Mother is happy about
Christmas. Mother has...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow...

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t...

Columbus's Mother: "I don't care what you've discovered, you
still could have written!"

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...

MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest ...

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come ...

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v...

A mother and daughter were walking through the park one sunny afternoon. They passed a bench whe...

A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime...

A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the h...

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:


"After all that money your father and I spent on br...

A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the h...

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl as...

A Mother had three daughters and on their weddings, she tells each one of them
to ...

A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"


"Not too good," says th...

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Fin...

A big-game hunter went on safari with his new wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still d...

4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lo...

First day of class in a rural Southern school. Teacher is calling role: "Billy Adams."

The
nuns at the local convent had their daily announcement

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings she asked them to write home and tell her abo...

Three prostitutes -- a mother, daughter and grandmother -- lived together.
One night the d...

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his drea...

A boy asked his mother, "Why is my big sister named MoonChild?"

The mother said, "Bec...

There are these 4 nuns who want to have a weekend off. So they ask the Mother Superior and she a...

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hou...

A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding night, she tells each one to write back about...

A new mother took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time. She dressed her littl...

A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The G...

A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie...

There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped in he would buy something f...

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his drea...

Bridegroom: "Dear, we've been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We've been in our apartment n...

A mother and her young son were flying from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the wind...

There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped in he would buy someth...

Bridegroom: "Dear, we've been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We've been in our apartme...