mosquito jokes

|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!...

|What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!...

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, ...

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito knows when to ...

Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...

Whats the difference between a mosquito and a woman? a mosquito stops sucking when you slap it....

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sen...

What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....

Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will ...

|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!...

|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!...

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !...

If you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking....

What did the mosquito say when he saw a camel's hump?

Gee, did I do that.?...

How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticke...

How do you get a blond out of a tree? Wave



How do you drown a blond? St...

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?

A. Butter is difficult to spre...

A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his ...

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine....

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !...

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !...

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !...

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?...

whats the difference beetween a blond and a mosquito? mosquitos stop sucking when you slap them ...

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than...

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH: A female moth.

|What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!...

"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"



"Amos."



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Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small app...

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !...

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!...

The New York state bird should be the mosquito....

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself over the intercom...

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE



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Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped aw...

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, bec...

Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? An...

Overnight, Gov. Elect Jesse Ventura announced various appointments to his new administration.

Overnight, Gov. Elect Jesse Ventura announced various appointments to his new administration.

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1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2) Find out where ...

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 2) Find out where your boss sho...

|HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over the intercom. Don't...

If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an ...

|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when.... You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup...

Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get into a ...

Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run


1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you h...

Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run





1. CHAIRS AND...

I. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hamm...