More in the court - General / Unsorted jokes (74320)

Heard on one of those starving artist/comedian TV shows:



Just once, I would like to see an intelligent witness on the stand:



Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?



Defendant: No, I did not.



P: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?



D: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.





rebecca