mexican wife jokes

There are two Mexicans talking. One is a new resident of the town.

The first Mexican say...

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck are construction workers for a tall
building. On t...

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...

The American tourist got the shock of his life when a Mexican
with a 6 shooter jumped out fro...

One day the Mexican maid announced to her boss's wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she...

There were three men working at the top of a building. One was Chinese, one was Mexican, and t...

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.

So there is a russian, a coloradan, and and mexican all sitting around the campfire. The russia...

During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days and days...

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th f...

So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude sees him. After ...

Q. If one Mexican is playing basketball with another Mexican, what is it colled?

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An American, an Italian, and a Mexican are eating together. The Italian eats part of his breadst...

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ...

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?


The harder you hit him the more English yo...

American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with ju...

Why does it take two cops to arrest a Mexican?

It takes one to write the ticket, an...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captur...

An Irishman, a Mexican-American, and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on ...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captur...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captur...

An italian, a mexican, and a redneck constuction worker all sat down one day to eat their lunch ...

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherma...

An Italian, a Mexican, and a Redneck constuction worker all sat down one day to eat...

During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and...

The Scene: Three people walking across the desert; an American, a Mexican, and a Winkie. (Substi...

Typical Mexican macho man married typical good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid ...

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist named Jon complimented the Mexican ...

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers and they were work...

Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?



There are o...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a...

Q. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a White Guy?

A. A car thief that...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.

They ...

Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can...

How do you make Mexican chile?


Stick a popsicle up his ass....

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to ...

A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to kno...

|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls...

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pu...

There was a Japanese person, a Mexican, and an American standing over a
bridge. They cam...

There's a Mexican guy, an Irish Guy, and a blond guy working at the top of a construction site w...

OK three people where in a plane. one was



Asian,Mexican and Ameircan the p...

Four guys are flying to Japan in their own jet. One's a Texan, one's a Mexican, one's is a Frenc...

An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat wit...

There was a Chinese dude, a Mexican dude, and a Blonde dude. The Chinese dude says, "What?!! Sus...

A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.

The Cuban pulls o...

Whats the mexican word for Rodney King?


- Pinata...

It seems one day there was a Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan fishing in a boat in the middle of ...

What do you call a young Mexican?

A paragraph. (Because he is not quite an essay ...

What do you call Mexican-Soul food?


- NachoMammas....