mexican jokes

There are two Mexicans talking. One is a new resident of the town.

The first Mexican say...

The American tourist got the shock of his life when a Mexican
with a 6 shooter jumped out fro...

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.

So there is a russian, a coloradan, and and mexican all sitting around the campfire. The russia...

During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days and days...

So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude sees him. After ...

Q. If one Mexican is playing basketball with another Mexican, what is it colled?

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An American, an Italian, and a Mexican are eating together. The Italian eats part of his breadst...

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ...

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?


The harder you hit him the more English yo...

Why does it take two cops to arrest a Mexican?

It takes one to write the ticket, an...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captur...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captur...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captur...

During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and...

The Scene: Three people walking across the desert; an American, a Mexican, and a Winkie. (Substi...

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck are construction workers for a tall
building. On t...

Typical Mexican macho man married typical good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid ...

Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?



There are o...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a...

Q. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a White Guy?

A. A car thief that...

Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.

They ...

Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can...

How do you make Mexican chile?


Stick a popsicle up his ass....

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to ...

A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to kno...

|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls...

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pu...

There was a Japanese person, a Mexican, and an American standing over a
bridge. They cam...

OK three people where in a plane. one was



Asian,Mexican and Ameircan the p...

Four guys are flying to Japan in their own jet. One's a Texan, one's a Mexican, one's is a Frenc...

A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.

The Cuban pulls o...

Whats the mexican word for Rodney King?


- Pinata...

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...

It seems one day there was a Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan fishing in a boat in the middle of ...

What do you call a young Mexican?

A paragraph. (Because he is not quite an essay ...

What do you call Mexican-Soul food?


- NachoMammas....

A mexican, a black guy, and a white guy stumble upon a genie's magic lamp. They rub the lamp and...

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when th...

One day a teacher told her students to make a sentence out of these three words:

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There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.We...

There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a geni...

Q. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
A. Hose A and Hose B...

American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with ju...

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pu...

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pu...

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls ...

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he ...

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pu...

There were three men working at the top of a building. One was Chinese, one was Mexican, and t...