medicine jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills....

Doctor: ?Did that medicine I gave your uncle straighten him out??


Man: ?Yes, they ...

A man takes his prize winning cat to the Vet. It had not been feeling well for the last few days...

Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general public....

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine....

How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?



It's the one w...

An antidote is a medicine you take to prevent dotes....

Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.

Doctor: Oh, really?

M...

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a ...

How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap....

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?



A: So she woul...

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake ...

|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries...

Doctor's son: Hello, old man. What's the matter? You're looking glum.

Doctor: No wo...

Medicine is like advise, easy to give, hard to take....

Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, sh...

Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tr...

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the ...

A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. - That roo...

A short history of medicine: I have an ear ache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.

A short history of medicine: I have an ear ache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root...

A short history of medicine:I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. ...

May be offensive to Native Americans.

A community of settlers was moving in on an I...

A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root...

|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest ...

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one m...

4 Doctors were talking shop one day...An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one ...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one ...

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one pers...

4 Doctors were talking shop one day...



An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine i...

4 Doctors were talking shop one day...



An Israeli doctor said, "Medicin...

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of ...

Her boyfriend charged her with practicing license without a medicine.
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A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....

Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very m...

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!...

Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling...

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!...

"...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

6. "The coffee machine is broken.....

What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !...

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the slee...

Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about...

A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc ask...

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleep...

Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you togive a few of your loudest screams." Patient: "Why, ...

Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "...

A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Goo...